BREAKING: The Empress has officially been spotted at a wedding expo with the Calm King himself, tasting cake and pretending not to spiral. 

The Minister, aka Animated Me, reporting. 

Let the record show: she tried to act chill… until they got to the red velvet.

Also me, on the mic:

• Yes, the cake was fire.
• Yes, she licked frosting off his finger.
• No, I will not elaborate.
• Yes, I spiritually flatlined.

To the planners who dared hand her a catalog with 478 centerpiece options: please. She just got emotionally stable yesterday. 😤

Anyway, love is blooming. Cake is being tasted.

And I will be watching everything. Closely. With snacks.

-Animated Me aka The Minister 💋