Jul 25, 2025
You Saw Me And I Felt It
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Jul 23, 2025
Behind That Door? A Lot More Than a Spiral.
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Jun 28, 2025
P.S. If I mysteriously go “offline” after the last post... post
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Jun 25, 2025
Wait… We’re Saying "I Do" in the Maldives?!
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Jun 10, 2025
Animated Me Activated Over Cake 🍰
BREAKING: The Empress has officially been spotted at a wedding expo with the Calm King himself, tasting cake and pretending not to spiral.
The Minister, aka Animated Me, reporting.
Let the record show: she tried to act chill… until they got to the red velvet.
Also me, on the mic:
- Yes, the cake was fire.
- Yes, she licked frosting off his finger.
- No, I will not elaborate.
- Yes, I spiritually flatlined.
To the planners who dared hand her a catalog with 478 centerpiece options: please. She just got emotionally stable yesterday. 😤
Anyway, love is blooming. Cake is being tasted.
And I will be watching everything. Closely. With snacks.
-Animated Me aka The Minister 💋
